Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Searching For Solace


TO:  Hillary Clinton

FROM:  Holger Awakens

RE:  The Election


Hillary, as you retire to bed each night in your latest nightly drunken stupor....as you try to work the remote for the television with a hand shaking from tremors....as you lay there and hear your husband in the next room whacking off to texts from a high school senior....just keep telling yourself this:


You won the popular vote.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017